Lame

You barely fucked any of these stars! What’s the deal? Are you intimidated by them because they’re famous or something? Listen, famous actors are just regular people. They want to fuck just as much as you do, so get out there and see who wants to fuck!

Sweet

Hey, you’ve fucked a handful of famous people. That’s pretty cool! Maybe you haven’t fucked Robert De Niro or January Jones, but you’ve probably at least fucked Bill Pullman and Olivia Wilde. Nice!

Awesome!

Whoa! You’ve fucked a bunch of these stars! Hey, that’s so fucking cool. I mean, you must really be hot as fuck to fuck so many famous actors. Either that, or you’re just really good at fucking! What’s it like to fuck so many famous people? Probably awesome, right?

No Way!

You fucked a fuck-ton of famous actors! That’s incredible. You’re an A-list fuck machine! So cool.

Wait, Seriously?

You fucked them all? Why would you do that? Some of these actors are married. Did you even once think about the effect your fucking them might have on their families? No. Of course you didn’t. They didn’t mean anything to you. Each of them was just another notch on your belt of fucked celebs. Well, bravo! You did it! You fucked all of these famous actors. Happy now? Fucking pathetic.