We’re Worried About You. Why Aren’t You Eating? | ClickHole

1. Why aren’t you eating, sweetie? You usually have such a good appetite.

I’m just not hungry.

Not everything has a reason. I’m just not hungry tonight.

We can sit here all night. I’m still not going to eat anything.
2. Look, Billy is already having seconds.

Good for Billy.

That’s great. He can have mine too.

Yes, Billy is just so great, isn’t he?
3. I can make you whatever you’d like. I know you like chicken parm.

I don’t want chicken parm either.

It’s not the kind of food. I don’t want any food.

You can make it, but I won’t eat it.
4. What are they feeding you at school?

The school food is fine.

It’s not that.

You wouldn’t understand, okay?
5. You didn’t ruin your appetite on candy, did you?

No, okay? Can we drop this?

I don’t even like candy that much.

I’m just not hungry.
6. Is this a phase? Is not eating “cool” now?

You don’t know anything.

Just give this up, okay guys?

Okay, come on. Now you’re embarrassing yourselves.
7. Is it your little crush? Things didn’t go well? You can tell us...

No! God! You guys are so embarrassing.

I don’t like anyone right now.

You two are clueless.
8. When you were little, you would tell us everything.

Sorry I’m not 6 years old forever.

I would also piss the bed. Should I do that too?

It’s really that I’m not hungry. That’s all.
9. Your mother worked very hard on this meal. The least you can do is eat it.

Thank you, Mom, but I’m still not hungry.

Can I go to my room?

Thanks Mom, but I’ve got homework to do.

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Just finish what’s on your plate, and we can drop this whole thing.
There’s not even very much there. Just finish it, and we’ll both feel better. You’ll feel better too.

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Suit yourself.
All right, young man, you are excused. If you want some later, we’re going to wrap it up and put it in the refrigerator.

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Okay, if you think you know what’s best for you.
You’re becoming a grown-up, and grown-ups get to make choices, but those choices have consequences. We don’t want to see you down here later asking for food. Sure you don’t want some potatoes?

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