You’re Probably Either Leonardo Or Lion-O

God, even their names are similar. Okay, let’s talk this through. You’re a natural-born leader, and if you seem a little gruff sometimes, it’s only because you’re trying to protect your friends. Your weapon of choice is a sword, or swords and—look, we’d be the first to admit that this was kind of a clusterfuck. Let’s just generally assume that when you take these cartoon nostalgia quizzes, you’re usually the boring main guy. Congratulations/sorry.

You’re Orko

Wait, how did—? Jesus, what a mess. Okay, the numbers don’t lie: You’re Orko. A Trollan from the interdimensional world of Trolla, you’re one of the few people who knows that Prince Adam is secretly He-Man, hero of Eternia. While you may seem cowardly at first, you’re always there to help your friends with a magic spell or a handy trinket from your bottomless hat. Look, we know this quiz isn’t perfect, but you have some responsibility here too. Did you answer these questions with your eyes closed?

You’re Red Fraggle

Okay, whew. Made it out of the wilderness. That was a bumpy ride, but we’ve got your result for you: You’re Red Fraggle. Second in nobility and ferocity only to Jaga himself, you are the chief martial artist, engineer, and pilot of the ThunderCats. Oh, goddamn it. Wait, wait, wait, sorry, one second. Okay, Red Fraggle is—basically she's a daredevil tomboy, and, like all the Fraggles, her personality mostly revolves around friendship. Until we can get things straightened out, please do not share the results of this quiz.

You’re Cheetara. No, Donatello. No, Cheetara.

Look, we’re just going to come out and say it: These should’ve been separate quizzes. It’s not the level of quality you’ve come to expect from us, and it’s not up to the standard to which we should hold ourselves. Hopefully, you really are Cheetara—a warrior as beautiful as she is cunning, with uncanny speed and agility. But honestly, it’s just as likely that you’re Donatello, a soft-spoken techie more comfortable in the lab than on the battlefield. We’d say go with your gut on this one.