How Many Of These Ways Have You Padded Out The Ru...

Finished the three-quarter gallon of milk that was still in your brother’s fridge in honor of him, and ran to the bathroom to throw up six times in the process.

Spent 10 minutes of the eulogy speculating that in the future, funeral homes will go out of business because people will just let their robots eat their corpses.

Invited your brother’s Van Halen cover band from high school to play a full set and then didn’t say anything when they started back at the beginning again.

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Awesome, You’ve Done A Ton To Pad Out The Run Time Of Your Brother’s Funeral!
Nice job! Your brother would be so happy with all the ways you’ve dragged out his funeral!

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You’ve Done A Fair Amount To Pad Out The Run Time Of Your Brother’s Funeral.
Nice! You’ve managed to drag out your brother’s funeral a fair amount. He’d be pretty pleased.

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You Haven’t Done Very Much To Pad Out The Run Time Of Your Brother’s Funeral.
Yikes! You’ve done almost nothing to drag out your brother’s funeral! It probably felt too short. You blew it.

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You Didn’t Do Anything To Pad Out The Run Time Of Your Brother’s Funeral.
Jeez. You’ve made absolutely no effort to drag out your brother’s funeral. It probably flew by so fast that nobody even remembers attending. Your brother would be very sad about that.

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Awesome, You’ve Done A Ton To Pad Out The Run Time Of Your Brother’s Funeral!

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