What Do You Want To Do For Dinner? | ClickHole

1. I seriously don’t even feel like cooking right now. What do you want to do about dinner?

I’m good with whatever.

What do you feel like?

You’re going to veto anything I pick anyway.

I don’t know.
2. Should we go out? We just went out last night.

That was two nights ago.

Yeah, but we’ve been really good about that lately.

It’s our rule, we’re allowed to break our own rule.

You just said you don’t feel like cooking.
3. What’s that place you like with the sweet potato fries? Franco’s? Francesca’s?

Don’t they have, like, zero parking?

Didn’t we go there so much they started recognizing us?

Didn’t we find out they use beef broth to flavor the veggie burgers? Who does that?

That sounds fine.
4. Well, how hungry are you? I don’t want to make you go if you’re just going to sit there.

All I had today was a bagel.

I could eat whenever.

I’ll be hungry by the time the food gets there.

I had a bagel earlier, so I’m good.
5. Well, I’m getting cranky, and I’m tired of fighting about where we’re going.

Who’s fighting? This isn’t a fight.

This wasn’t a fight until you said it was a fight.

I’m not fighting with you; we’re just having a conversation.

Fine.
6. It’s 8:53, do you still want to go?

I still want to go if you want to go.

We could order in.

I think we still have some pasta from yesterday.

Fine.

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Let’s Just Go To That Thai Place.
It’s nice, it’s close, and we can get something different than we got last time. But we have to leave now; they close in an hour. Seriously, if we’re going, then we literally have to leave in the next five minutes. I’m not yelling at you; I’m just stating a fact.

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Let’s Just Order A Pizza.
We’ve been talking about it so long that it’s the only thing that’s still open anyhow. Do you want to do peppers, onions, and mushrooms? I know that’s what we got last time, that’s why I suggested it. God, is everything going to be an argument tonight?

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Let’s Go Somewhere Nice.
Screw it, you’re hungry, I’m hungry, and it’s making us both cranky. Let’s go to that place your sister told us about, with the outdoor seating and the organic garden. We can get dessert. You don’t have to apologize; I’m the one who’s sorry. It’s just been a long day. I love you too.

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I’m Going To Bed.
I can’t even talk to you when you’re like this. I’m not hungry anymore; if you need to eat something, make a bowl of cereal, I don’t care. God, it would be nice to have just one evening that doesn’t end with you doing this. You always, always do this. Goodnight.

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