Are You Rich Enough To Look At ClickHole’s Platin...

Being rich is one of the best things you can be. When you’re rich, you get to have lots of money. And if you have lots of money, you get to have special things that no one else has, like lots of money. ClickHole recently became very wealthy when Old Spice gave us $100 and a few hundred sticks of their new premium Captain Deodorant, so we decided to start making exclusive content for rich people only. Poor people CANNOT look at this content, because they do not have enough wealth to enjoy it. This is simply the way of the world.

So before you get to look at the all-new CLICKHOLE PLATINUM COLLECTION brought to life by the cool hundred bucks Old Spice mailed us, you have to prove that you are fabulously wealthy by passing this quiz. If you are, blue-blooded delights that would cause a pauper’s face to explode if he gazed upon them await you. If you’re not wealthy, you will be barred from the CLICKHOLE PLATINUM COLLECTION forever and be immediately sent to a debtor’s prison. Long live money!

1. How does the bank manager greet you when you enter the bank?

“Thank god you’re here. I am having a crisis of confidence that money is not the most important thing in the world, and I need you to rub your ruby collection on my bare chest to remind me of the virtues of greed.”

“Please come with me to your personal vault where we will split the world’s most exclusive fish stick, the very one that Abraham Lincoln choked to death on in 1865.”

“This is super embarrassing, but can I borrow money from YOU???”

“For the last time, you cannot exchange slices of bologna you cut into the shape of gold Krugerrands for money.”
2. Which of the following leagues do you own a franchise of, to show your wealth off to your friends?

Mega-NFL

United Golfers Extra-Tongue Kissing League

Major League Ham Chuckers (Children Only)

How Long Can You Hold Onto A Lit Firecracker? League
3. If you saw a $100 bill being roughed up by street toughs, what would you do?

I’d take out my diamond-studded fishing pole with a 24-karat-gold hook and try to fish the $100 bill to safety.

I’d call up my daddy and ask him to crash a helicopter on top of the street toughs, sending them to Poor Person Hell. Then I’d give the $100 bill a warm, sensual bath.

I’d throw a $1 bill on the ground and say, “Hey, foul-mannered street urchins, how ’bout you pick on someone your own size?”

I’d join in with the street toughs beating up the $100 bill, and tell them, “As a pauper, perpetual violence is simply my station in life.”

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You Are Rich Enough To See The CLICKHOLE PLATINUM COLLECTION!
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