You Did Not Give Your Daughter Enough Reasons Why Her Pet Iguana Doesn’t Deserve A Funeral

Hopefully your daughter comes out of left field and just accepts what you told her, but more likely she’ll blame you for not giving it a funeral just like she blamed you for the “tragedy” of its death.

You Gave Your Daughter Just Enough Reasons Why Her Pet Iguana Doesn’t Deserve A Funeral, But She’ll Be Back With More Questions Soon

You explained things to your daughter enough to keep her anger at bay for the time being, but probably not indefinitely. Spend this time thinking of additional reasons that that damned iguana didn’t deserve a single burial rite so you’re prepared when she comes back with even more vigor.

You Gave Your Daughter An Overwhelming Number Of Reasons Why Her Pet Iguana Doesn’t Deserve A Funeral

You’re a great parent and have done exactly what you needed to do to reasonably explain your decision to your daughter. While she may still be a little sad, she now certainly understands why you didn’t give her beast the time, respect, and expense of a funeral.