Did You Talk To Your Old Man About That Idea I Had? | ClickHole

1. Did you tell him that alls I need is a couple grand to get this little business venture off the ground? When the dough starts rolling in, I’ll pay it all back. I swear!

Sounds real risky, Tommy.

I don’t think he’d go for it, Tommy.

A couple grand? Jesus, Tommy, you really are something.

Fat chance!
2. C’mon, babe. It’s a sure thing! Would I lie?

I don’t know, Tommy.

Right. Just like how us getting married was supposed to be a “sure thing”?

Give it a rest, Tommy!

I don’t have time for another one of your crazy schemes, Tommy.
3. Just tell him to think of it as an investment in my, uh, potential or whatever. C’mon, babe! Do me a favor and ask him, will ya?

You’re crazy, Tommy.

Yeah, some potential. You’re a dropout, Tommy! A deadbeat!

Why don’t you ask one of your other girlfriends?

Me do you a favor? How about doing me a favor for once in your life, you bum!
4. Hey, what’s with you? I thought you’d be happy I’m makin’ something of myself!

Yeah, and what’s that? A two-bit grifter?

Oh, that’s rich. You hear that, folks? Tommy Deloreo’s making something of himself.

Why don’t you get a real job, Tommy. Something stable with a future!

I’ll believe it when I see it.
5. C’mon, Francine! This is our shot. Don’t you wanna get outta this town?

I do, Tommy. But not like this. This is wrong, and you know it.

Our shot? No, Tommy Deloreo. I got nothing to do with this.

And go where? Acapulco?!

Look, it ain’t gonna happen, so just put a sock in it, will ya?
6. You know how much I care about you, right?

I know, Tommy.

Tommy, I know, it’s just…

If you really care about me so much, then why won’t you take me to the dance?

Cut the crap, Tommy Deloreo, I’ve heard it all before.
7. Look, it’s either this or I’m robbin’ the service station. You choose!

Why, Tommy? Why?

You want to throw your life away? Go for it.

You’ll end up just like your father. Another Deloreo locked up for life.

You’re a deadbeat, Tommy Deloreo. Always have been, always will be. We’re through.

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I’m robbin’ the service station.
I ask for your help and what do I get? Zip. I tell you this, though. I’m done lifting freight for Mr. Velasco down by the docks. You hear me? Tommy Deloreo is gettin’ out. One way or another. Say hi to your old man for me!

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All right, all right!
Take it easy, will ya? Me and your old man haven’t always seen eye to eye, but that don’t mean we can’t enjoy a mutually beneficial business relationship. It was just an idea, babe. I'll just go back to Mr. Velasco down at the docks. But think about the idea, okay?

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Just think about it, okay?
I ain’t askin’ you to lie to him. Just ask him, all right? Let’s get outta here. I’ll buy you an egg cream.

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That’s my girl!
It’s you and me, babe. We’re gonna bust outta this town right after you squeeze a couple greenbacks outta your pops for good old Tommy Deloreo. You’re tops, toots!

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