1. 1. Michael Hopper

    Correct! Michael has been trying to swat an ant for several minutes now, but the little guy is just too fast for him.

    Nice try, but nope! Michael is on the warpath trying to kill an ant that is spoiling his breakfast. Better luck on the next one!

  2. 2. Justine Coolidge

    Correct! Justine is trying to murder a butterfly that is very close to flying into her yard. Hope she gets it!

    Nope, sorry! Justine is swatting a butterfly who came dangerously close to flying into her yard. Nice try.

  3. 3. Steve Morris

    Good guess, but no! Steve is proud of his flyswatter, and he wants the whole world to know it. He just made this picture his profile photo on Facebook, and he’s really excited to read all of the jealous comments from his friends and family.

    Nailed it! Steve had dreamed of owning a flyswatter for years and was able to afford one finally. He just snapped this picture of his new pride and joy and uploaded it to Facebook, and now he can’t wait for all the likes to start rolling in.

  4. 4. Rebecca Chow

    Oh no, sorry! Rebecca is just holding up this flyswatter to brag. She bought it in a casino gift shop on a trip to Vegas and has already updated the education portion on her résumé so that it says “Flyswatter U” instead of Yale, where she got her doctorate in applied chemistry. The handle of the flyswatter even says the name of the casino where she bought it. Pretty cool!

    Boom, you got it! Rebecca is just holding up this flyswatter to brag. She just bought it in Vegas at a casino gift shop and has already updated the education portion on her résumé so that it says “Flyswatter U” instead of Yale, where she got her doctorate in applied chemistry.

    Bet she’s hoping she comes home to a bug infestation so she can try that baby out!

  5. 5. Laney Rodriguez

    Incorrect. Laney is just holding up the flyswatter to brag. This flyswatter was her grandfather’s and will one day be passed down to her own children. She’s holding it up to show her cheating ex-husband the flyswatter that will never be his.

    Correct! Laney is proudly holding up the flyswatter that has been in her family for generations and will someday be passed down to her son. She’s holding it up to tease her cheating ex-husband by showing him the flyswatter that will never be his. Nice job.

  6. 6. Martha Orth

    Both answers are correct! Martha spent $500 to set up a professional photoshoot to show off her prized flyswatter that she bought from someone who claimed it once belonged to Charlemagne. But during the shoot, an earthworm began crawling across Martha’s leg, and now she’s got her prized possession cocked back to teach it a lesson with a firm, life-ending swat.

    Both answers are correct! Martha spent $500 to set up a professional photoshoot to show off her prized flyswatter that she bought from someone who claimed it once belonged to Charlemagne. But during the shoot, an earthworm began crawling across Martha’s leg, and now she’s got her prized possession cocked back to teach it a lesson with a firm, life-ending swat.

  7. 7. Mika Geshard

    Wrong-o! Mika is proudly displaying her most prized possession, a flyswatter she won on eBay for $3.38 plus shipping after an intense bidding war with a Japanese investment firm. She just sent this picture out in a mass email to let all of her coworkers know about her new flyswatter. Hey, there’s no shame in a little bragging about your nice things!

    That’s right! Mika is bragging about her most prized possession, the flyswatter she won on eBay after an intense bidding war with a Japanese investment firm. While money is tight for this single mother of three, she decided that $3.38 plus shipping was worth it to treat herself to something nice, and now she’s basking in the glow of her sweet new swatter. She just sent this photo out in a mass email to all of her coworkers to make them jealous. You go, Mika!

  • Results for Can You Tell Which Of These People With Flyswatters Are Trying To Kill A Bug And Which Are Just Holding Them Up To Brag?

    You Can’t Tell Which People With Flyswatters Are Trying To Kill A Bug And Which Are Just Holding Them To Brag!

    You deserve a swift fly-swat right to the noggin, because you are absolute garbage at telling why people have flyswatters in their hand. More likely than not, you’ve never held a flyswatter, much less actually had one of your very own. There is not a word for how bad you should feel about yourself right now. To invent such a word would be a waste of time, because you are the pitiless dregs of humanity, and even the vilest word would be too good for you. Please do not talk to anyone for the rest of your days, lest your filth be communicable to those who have lives worth living. Be gone now.

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    You Are Good At Telling Which People With Flyswatters Are Trying To Kill A Bug And Which Are Just Holding Them To Brag!

    Well, well, well, we’ve got something of a lil’ legend on our hands, don’t we? When it comes to discerning why people are holding flyswatters, you are second to none. Continue flying high, sir or madam, and let your soaring example inspire humanity to greatness.
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