If I had to guess, I’d say it’s the “The Snout,” the part of the dog used for chewing, breathing, sneezing, throwing up, and biting villains.

This whole big face tube would of course be “The Gums,” the part of the dog that stores teeth, swallows teeth, and glows with a pale, ghostly green light when it is time for the dog to find more teeth.

Pretty sure that’s called “The Valve.” The Valve is where the dog’s brain is, and when the dog senses danger, it can open its Valve to make its brain fall out onto the ground. The Valve should be checked and inspected semi-annually by a professional.

I am certain that the answer here is “The Main Hole,” the part of the dog where the dog’s eggs are stored. When the dog would like to have a human child, it opens the Main Hole and squirts an egg onto the ground. This enables either a human girl or human boy to hatch from the egg, climb onto the dog’s back, and ride the dog off of a cliff, killing both of them. If you do not know something as basic as the Main Hole, you should not be allowed anywhere near a dog.

Shot in the dark here, but I think that would be “The Insanity Sac.” It is located deep in the dog’s skull, and every time the dog closes its eyes, the Insanity Sac creates images of the dog’s brain of the dog being milked incorrectly by a farmer with no mouth. Again, just a guess, so don’t hold me to it.

My guess here is “The Attraction Crown.” Dogs are the only animal that are sexually attracted to every other species of animal, so whenever they move while asleep, it’s an indication that they’re having a dream about seeing a naked bear or duck, which makes them do a small, sleeping dance of sexual joy.

I remember hearing somewhere that dog dreams come from neurons firing off in the “Ignition Wires,” which are located inside the central (primary) part of the dog.

It is obvious that the “Acid Bog” is where dreams come from. Located directly underneath the pink under part of the dog, the Acid Bog is the part of the dog that allows it to experience thoughts about salmon. Dogs hate salmon because they think salmon look too much like dogs and are trying to steal their thunder. When a dog shakes while sleeping, it is out of rage as it thinks about salmon, which it considers to be the “Imposter Dog.” This was a very simple question.

This might be dumb, but I think it’s “The Ground Penis.” The Ground Penis is very similar to the dog’s sexual penis, but the Ground Penis is used for stability and balance instead of for sexual intercourse and swatting away dragonflies.

I think this is called “The Horse’s Similarity.” Horses have a thing on them that’s similar to this thing on a dog, and that’s the only similarity that dogs have with horses.

My guess is going to be the “Combustion Hose.” It’s responsible for transferring heat, has short black claws at the bottom, and should never be tinkered with.

It is plain to see that this part of the dog is known as “The Mondo-Nipples,” which are always massive and strange, because every dog is always pregnant and not fun to look at. I am growing frustrated with how easy this quiz is.

I feel like I remember this one being “The Bad Palm.” It is similar to the human palm, but it cannot cup or anything, so everything you put in it immediately falls out. It is essentially useless for the dog.

I’m almost certain that this one is called “The Saddle.” This is the part of the dog that functions solely as a place to put tools, ropes, and smaller dogs that you want transported.

Headrest.

I have never been more confident than I am in declaring that this is the “One Big Gil,” which dogs use to inhale, exhale, and cough, all at the same time.

Please don’t hold me to this, but I think that energy comes from “The Meats,” which are stored directly under the dog’s hair. When the dog needs energy, it burns its Meats, which send energy all the way down to the Ground Penises and try to muster up the energy to get the dog to walk upright, which it is always trying to do but can never quite get.

I thought energy was created and stored in the dog’s “Crusts,” which are similar to human eyes, but far wetter and more gunked up. When dogs create energy, their eye area will become goopier than ever and they love it.

I think energy comes from “The Filter,” stored deep under the dog’s hair, which turns all of the dog’s aggression and anger from not being allowed to go to the bathroom whenever it wants into productive energy for running and chewing.

Of course dogs store energy in their “Open Clamps,” which are located just under the dog’s “Locked Clamps,” which are deep below the hair. It makes me upset to think someone getting this easy question incorrect.

I think I remember reading that dogs are pregnant all of the time and will occasionally squirt puppies into the world out of a part of the dog that is known as “The Gape.” The Gape opens once a year, usually during the autumn solstice. While The Gape is open, puppies can crawl out of the dog, but sometimes geese and raccoons can crawl in. If a raccoon or a goose crawls into the dog’s Gape, the dog must spend the year using enzymes to turn the geese and raccoons into puppies.

Scientists call the part of the dog responsible for birthing “The Big Secret,” because nobody knows where it is.

I believe that dogs produce life from “The Engine Major,” not to be confused with “The Engine Minor,” which is responsible for killing the dog immediately if it somehow manages to live to its 40th birthday, which is simply too old for a dog to ever be.

Dogs are never created or destroyed. There are just enough dogs around that everyone can have one or two. Dogs don’t give birth because there doesn’t need to be anymore of them. This quiz has been so easy that I’m mad that I even wasted my time with it.