1. 1. Have you missed any calls from your agent today?
  2. 2. Has your coach been kind of distant lately?
  3. 3. What’s your current salary?
  4. 4. Has another teammate been wearing your number?
  5. 5. Has your general manager recently wished you “all the best in Houston”?
  6. 6. Which of the following best describes you?
  7. 7. How’s your relationship with Houston Rockets coach Kevin McHale?
  8. 8. How many results do the search terms “[your name] Houston Rockets trade rumors” yield?

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