Your Ambition Will Only Strengthen The Balloon Society!

Wow! With your dedication to tradition and your experience as a hardworking balloon artist, having you as a member will one day make the Balloon Society stronger than ever. Clowns love you, magicians respect you—and for good reason. Thanks to you, the guild will not be led to ruin, and will only continue growing stronger for hundreds of years into the future!

Your Ambition Will Lead The Balloon Society And The World To Ruin.

The American Balloon Society is supposed to promote and preserve balloon-based joy, not reap death by initiating a global war. Unfortunately, your bloodthirsty tendencies and lust for power within the ranks of the society would not only plunder the guild, but the entire world. Should you ever become grand magister, we are all in grave danger.

Your Ambition Will Almost Bring The Balloon Society To Ruin.

Should you be expelled from the Balloon Society, who knows what you'll do? Your rival society might bring the guild to its knees in terror, or it might be squashed so fast that it actually makes the real Balloon Society appear stronger than ever. Bottom line, your ambition could be good or bad for balloon artists, so just try not to do anything too crazy.

Your Ambition Will Create A Really Cool Dog Float.

Well, no one knows whether your ambition will destroy the Balloon Society, but one thing's clear: You will someday create an incredibly large and cool dog float. Just make sure it doesn't explode or float away during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade and everything should be fine!