Every single small town in America has a wooden sign in front of it with a slogan on it to welcome visitors. In your travels across this country, how many slogans have you seen welcoming you to small towns? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Please check off every slogan you’ve seen welcoming you to a small town:
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You Haven't Seen Any Slogans Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    Yikes! This is incredibly embarrassing for you. You haven't encountered a single slogan welcoming you to an American small town. Try traveling around this country a little bit and encountering some small town slogans, and then take this quiz again.
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You've Barely Encountered Any Slogans Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    This is a horrendous day to be alive! You've hardly encountered any slogans welcoming you to small towns! Don't you like to travel across the USA? You've really got to get out there in America and find some small towns to get welcomed to. Travel around a bit, and then take this quiz again.
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You've Encountered A Handful Of Slogans Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    Okay, not bad. It looks like you've encountered a handful of slogans welcoming you to small towns. You haven't been welcomed to every small town in America, but you've been welcomed to a few. That's not terrible, but it could be better. Maybe get welcomed to a few more small towns and then take this quiz again.
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You've Encountered A Decent Amount Of Slogans Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    Okay, now we're talking! It looks like you've been welcomed to a pretty healthy amount of small towns! You've seen your fair share of welcoming slogans as you've bounced from one small town to the next all over the United States. That's pretty good news! Nice job!
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You've Encountered A Huge Amount Of Slogans Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    It is a wonderful hour to be alive on this planet with you! It turns out that you've encountered a tremendous number of slogans welcoming you to small towns! You've been welcomed and welcomed, and it's made you one of the masters of reading slogans! Nice job!
  • Results for How Many Of These Slogans Have You Seen Welcoming You To Small Towns?

    You've Encountered Every Slogan Welcoming You To Small Towns!

    This is the happiest day of my life! It turns out that you've encountered every slogan welcoming you to small towns! You are constantly out in America getting welcomed to small towns by slogans of all shapes and sizes! Your insatiable lust for slogans has driven you to seek out every single small town you can find just for the thrill of getting welcomed to it. This has made you the King of Slogans! Congratulations!

I am 18 or over and willing to view sexually explicit material