James Patterson is one of the bestselling authors of all time, and he publishes a book all of the time. How many of James Patterson’s blockbuster novels have you read? Take this quiz to find out!
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You Haven't Read Any James Patterson Novels!
Oh no! A tremendous tragedy from my day is that you haven't read any of the James Patterson novels that are in the world! How could you do this? It is a miserable way to be. Please read more James Patterson novels, and then take this quiz over and over until you pass away. -
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You've Hardly Read Any James Patterson Novels!
What a diseased century to grow up in! You have made the world dark because you've hardly read any James Patterson novels at all! The fact that you have not read enough of James Patterson's books makes the sun brighter, but colder. It is a bad combo. Please read more James Patterson books, and then take this quiz over and over again until you pass away. -
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You've Read A Non-Negligible Amount Of James Patterson Books!
All right, not bad. According to this quiz, you've read a non-negligible amount of James Patterson novels. When people talk to you about James Patterson novels, you usually shake your head and say, "I do not understand," but every now and then you're able to nod and say, "Oh yes. Oh yes." That's an okay way to be, but you could become better by reading more James Patterson novels. Please read more of them, and then take this quiz over and over again until you become dead because of time. -
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You've Read A Respectable Amount Of James Patterson Novels!
Nice! It looks like you've read a respectable amount of James Patterson novels! When strangers come to your house during thunderstorms and start talking to you about James Patterson novels, you are usually able to nod your head and say, "Oh yes. Oh yes." That's a pretty good way to be. Congratulations! -
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You've Read A Ton Of James Patterson Novels!
Oh holy crow! What a wonderful time to live! It turns out that you've read a ton of James Patterson novels! When strangers come to your house during thunderstorms and start talking to you about James Patterson novels, you always know what they're talking about every single time, and you are able to scream, "Yes of course! I've read the book you're talking about!" This makes the stranger fall in love with you, and you get to kiss the stranger during the big storm! This romance happens because of how many James Patterson novels you've read. You should be very proud of yourself. Congratulations!
