Before You Go, Did You Pack Everything You Need? | ClickHole

1. Did you pack everything you need?

Cell phone

Charger

Book

Rental car

Neck pillow

Neck duvet

Iron lung

On-the-go turkey carving kit

18th-century cannonball

Travel blindfold for doing magic tricks on plane

Paul’s ashes

Small potion

Large potion

Food lubricant

Coupons for weird fast food place in Colorado

Son

Living will

Rivers Cuomo’s swim trunks

Wallet-sized photos of parents

Snakes

Big travel candle

The evidence

Mammal identification manual

Two-page description of perfect sleeping bag

Falling boulder armor

Mechanical bear suit

10 tin finger helmets

Favorite tree

Decoy tent

Embalming fluid

Argumentative thesis

Salt and pepper

Communicable disease

A good attitude

Results for Before You Go, Did You Pack Everything You Need?

You’re Not Ready For Your Trip At All
Boy, you’re not ready for your trip at all. Before you leave, make sure to pack a bottle of Gypsy Spray and a long spool of thread so you can find your way back home!

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You’re Not Quite Ready To Go
You’ve got a few things packed, but you’re not anywhere near ready to leave. Maybe you forgot your urine boiler or lasso?

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You’re Almost Ready To Go!
You’re just about ready to go on your trip! But before you go, make sure you already packed your tent and your tent dust!

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You’re Totally Good To Go!
Woo! You’re a master packer if there’s ever been one! You packed just about everything you need, even your tooth bag and beef’s gall to appease the saltwater spirits. Great job!

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