When it’s time to have a haircut, you need to tell your barber what kind of style you crave. There are all sorts of ways to describe the haircut you want, and you’ve got to do it right if you want the head of your dreams. How many of these ways have you described the haircut you wanted to your barber? Take this quiz to find out!

  1. 1. Please check off all of the ways you’ve described your haircut to your barber:
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    You Haven't Asked Your Barber For Anything!

    Yikes! This is some pretty bad news! You haven't asked your barber for a single type of haircut in your life! You must be extremely embarrassed. Please try describing several haircuts to your barber, then take this quiz again.
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    You've Hardly Described Any Haircuts To Your Barber!

    This is incredibly embarrassing! You've barely described any haircuts to your barber! Don't you want your barber to understand the way that you want your head to look? Don't you care about the way of your head? Clearly not. This is very bad for you. Please take this quiz again after you've asked for more types of haircut.
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    You've Described A Few Haircuts To Your Barber.

    All right, not bad! You've described your fair share of haircuts to your barber. Your barber sometimes knows about the way you want your head to look, even though you sometimes leave him guessing. Keep describing haircuts, and one day you may become a great hero!
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    You've Described A Decent Amount Of Haircuts To Your Barber.

    Nice job! You've described a pretty sizeable amount of haircuts to your barber! Your barber frequently knows about the way you want your head to look because you do such a good job describing the head of your dreams before he starts to cut your hair. It's wonderful to know you.
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    You've Described All Of The Haircuts To Your Barber!

    What a beautiful miracle! It turns out that you have described a haircut to your barber in every possible way. When your barber hides behind an igneous rock and watches you dig in your garden, his eyes well up with tears, and he thinks to himself, "There is someone who wants it all!" When someone describes a haircut in every possible way, a barber cannot overcome his joy. You have brought joy to the world through your insane lust for haircuts. Thank you for living on my planet!

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