You Do Not Give Two Shits About Cowboy Boots Being Considered Laundry.

Let's face it: When it comes to cowboy boots being considered laundry, who fucking cares? If you saw someone putting their cowboy boots in the washing machine, you wouldn't get angry, and you definitely wouldn't pull out your gun and shoot them dead in front of the whole laundromat. Nope, you'd just move on with your day, because it wouldn't phase you at all. Nice!

You Are Somewhat Insistent That Cowboy Boots Be Considered Laundry!

To you, cowboy boots should definitely be considered laundry. But let's be real: You're not going to kill anyone over it. If you happened to see someone putting cowboy boots into a washing machine, you might pick up your cell phone and threaten to call the police, but you'd never actually go through with it. To each their own!

You Are Wildly Insistent That Cowboy Boots Be Considered Laundry!

Whoa. You once held up your local dry cleaner at gun point because you were suspicious there were cowboy boots being polished in the back. You once killed a wealthy cattle rancher because you found a spur in your dryer's lint trap. Actions speak louder than words, and from the looks of it, you have some loud actions. Nice!