How Loyal Is Your Guitar Teacher? | ClickHole

1. Check off all the ways your guitar teacher has proven his or her loyalty below:

The government tortured him, and he still refused to tell them what Offspring songs I know how to play.

She willingly accrued $2,000 in data overages Googling “Frasier theme tabs best” for me.

He snuck me an olive before the big recital.

She stuck with me through the year I had a wasp nest in my acoustic.

She turned down my rival’s million-dollar offer to deceive me into learning ukulele.

He made me the sole inheritor of a pretty good tab for “Walk This Way.”

My teacher has spent years trying to tune his guitar to my voice.

She once ate an entire guitar to smuggle it into prison for me.

She has a cyanide capsule in her molar in case another student asks to learn the D-major scale.

I can text her “what are the letters of music?” at any hour of the day, and she will reply “notes” within five seconds.

He pretended not to recognize my strumming when the cops played him a tape of someone fucking up “My Sharona.”

He murdered my piano teacher.

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Your Guitar Teacher Is Fiercely Loyal To You!
Wow. Your guitar teacher has an undying sense of devotion to you and to your honor. You confessed different crimes to your therapist, doctor, priest, and guitar teacher, and the only crime you weren't charged with was the one you told your guitar teacher. Nice!

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Your Guitar Teacher Is Somewhat Loyal To You.
Okay, don't get too worked up, because your guitar teacher is only loyal to you when it's convenient to her. It's really a flip of a coin as to whether or not she will take a bullet for you when someone tries to shoot your guitar out of your hands. Hope you aren't paying too much for those lessons.

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Your Guitar Teacher Is Actively Disloyal To You.
Watch your back, because your devious guitar teacher has no conception of loyalty. Your teacher is constantly going to the authorities and telling them that you 'did whatever Amanda Knox did.' Maybe it's time for new lessons!

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