How Many Of These Rookie Kissing Mistakes Have Yo... | ClickHole

1. Check off all the kissing mistakes you’ve made below:

Kissing someone who had a mouthful of Rolos while I had a mouthful of Combos.

Furiously nodding in approval the entire time.

Leading with my non-dominant lip.

Closing my eyes, leaning in for the kiss, and accidentally stumbling over Niagara Falls.

Mistaking one of their closed eyes for a pair of lips.

Having my tongue go to town on just one tooth.

Too much forehead.

Puckering my lips in the shape of an impossible square.

Extending my tongue way too far and accidentally licking their pancreas.

Thinking about Gundam the whole time.

Kissing a photo of Johnny Carson without permission from his estate.

Only using the bottom of my tongue.

Not kissing directly under the North Star.

Walking myself through all of the steps of kissing out loud during a kiss.

No lips.

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You Are A Kissing Maestro
Wow! Despite kissing being a minefield of potential errors, you kiss with near flawless precision. There’s no way you’ve ever sanded your teeth down too far before puckering up for another one of your classic home runs of a kiss. Keep it up!

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You Are An Unending Series Of Rookie Kissing Mistakes
This is embarrassing to anyone who owns a pair of lips. The sensual act of mouth touch is one you have not given proper study, and the results speak for themselves. You certainly sand your teeth down too far or not nearly enough before laying a wet one on some poor sap who doesn’t deserve your disaster of a kiss. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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You Are A Breathtakingly Average Kisser
You might still be growing into your lips, but you’re no rookie in how to make ’em kiss either. Even though it’s a fifty-fifty shot that you’ll sand your teeth down too far prior to making mouth friction with your lover, you’ve got a few saliva secrets in your sopping wet bag of tricks. Nice.

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