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1. Check off all the call-and-response chants you’ve tried to get started at a funeral:

CALL: “He once was alive, but he choked on a roll.” RESPONSE: “So get out the shovel, and dig a hole.”

CALL: “Everybody, what’s that sound?” RESPONSE: “Karen settling in the ground!”

CALL: “If you’re still alive, let’s hear you say ‘Whew!’” RESPONSE: “Whew!”

CALL: “Hey, Mister Priest, can you bring her back to life?” RESPONSE: “Hey, Mister Priest, the man misses his wife!”

CALL: “Your face goes to heaven!” RESPONSE: “But your ass goes to hell!”

CALL: “1-2-3-4!” RESPONSE: “Death scares me to my very core!”

CALL: “What’s the deal?” RESPONSE: “Death is real!”

CALL: “Is this man filled up with blood?” RESPONSE: “A different fluid fills him now!”

CALL: “Oooh la la!” RESPONSE: “Is that coffin made of walnut?”

CALL: “Nineteen eighty-six…” RESPONSE: “To 2017!”

CALL: “Sad faces!” RESPONSE: “Dark clothes!”

CALL: “What’s their will say?” RESPONSE: “Give us cash!”

CALL: “When I say embalming fluid, you say, ‘Don’t drink it!’ Embalming fluid!” RESPONSE: “Don’t drink it!”

CALL: “Was James an easy guy to get along with?!” RESPONSE: “Hell no! Hell no!”

CALL: “Bring her back with magic!” RESPONSE: “We’ll accept the consequences!”

Results for How Many Of These Call-And-Response Chants Have You Tried Starting At A Funeral?

You Have Started Very Few Call-And-Response Chants At A Funeral.
Looks like this funeralgoer isn't pulling their weight! When you're at a funeral, you totally clam up when a nice call-and-response chant would soothe the deceased's family's sadness. Shame on you!

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Results for How Many Of These Call-And-Response Chants Have You Tried Starting At A Funeral?

You Have Started Quite A Few Call-And-Response Chants At A Funeral!
Looks like this funeralgoer knows just the salve for a sad crowd! When you're at a funeral, you totally honor the deceased's memory with a nice call-and-response chant that soothes all in grief. Well done!