You’ve Kissed All The Way Up To Your Boss!

Wow! Over the course of your life, you have utterly supplicated yourself to your boss, kissing up to him using the entire armada of boss-appeasement tactics. When it comes to getting in with the most important person at work, you are an unparalleled master.

You Have Kissed Some Of The Way Up To Your Boss

Okay. You have tried some things in the name of kissing closer toward your sweet boss, but you can still do more. Perhaps your boss knows your name, but is he or she in love with you? If the answer to this question is no, you may still have some kissing up ahead of you. Congratulations!

You Have Barely Kissed Up To Your Boss At All

You idiot! You have been working at your job for this long and in all that time it never occurred to you to spend a lot of time kissing up to your boss and making nice so that you can reap the future rewards of power, love, and money? This was a mistake. You are a problem of a person in the eyes of those who respect kissing up to bosses.