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You Are Too Blinded By Your Love Of My Pitiful Mouth To Give Me Any Advice Of Substance.
While your devotion to me is flattering, I’m actually not looking for anything serious right now. Sorry. -
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You Have Suggested A Mohawk.
Your many boasts about your large-mouthed acquaintances make me seethe with jealousy. They are lucky to have escaped such a cruel fate as mine. As a reminder, my mouth is tiny, not enormous. A mohawk would look ridiculous on my frame. -
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You Shrugged At Me Helplessly And Then Walked Away.
You tried your best, but I cannot fault you for not being able to hear my puny voice. My mouth is a blight upon my face, and every moment I catch my reflection in the mirror is pure torture. Thanks for trying! -
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You Suggested A Perm.
Thank you! I will look fantastic. Now come to me, my tiny-mouthed brother, and tend to my head as we sit together and fantasize about what it must be like to eat Pez.