You’ve Taught A Lot Of University-Level Courses About ‘The Sopranos’

Wow! You’ve taught a bunch of university-level courses about ‘The Sopranos’! It’s safe to assume you’ve given hundreds of lectures on Tony’s feet and published notable academic papers like “Au Revoir, My Goomah: A Survey Of All Of Tony’s Affairs.” And your paradigm-shifting work on Abstract Algebra for fans of Artie Bucco makes you a shoo-in for tenure. Awesome!

You’ve Taught A Few University-Level Courses About ‘The Sopranos’

You’ve taught some university-level courses about ‘The Sopranos,’ but let’s face it—it’s not your specialty. Sure, you’ve published a couple papers on queering the Bing, but who hasn’t? You’ve got a long way to go before you can call yourself a professor who has taught many university-level courses about ‘The Sopranos.’

You Haven’t Taught Any University-Level Courses About ‘The Sopranos’

You must either not be a professor or you’re a professor of something unrelated to ‘The Sopranos,’ like geology, because you haven’t taught any university-level courses about ‘The Sopranos.’ Sorry!