1. 1. Please define mail.
  2. 2. One of your first duties as the new mailman will be to take care of the old mailman’s body, which you will likely find half-dangling out of your mailbox with the mail truck left running for you nearby. Fill in the missing step:Remove the mailman’s uniformPut the mailman’s uniform onStrap the body to the hood of the mail truck_________,Drop the body in a designated Mailman Body Bin at my local Postal Service center for processing.
  3. 3. The ability to match the mail to its destination is perhaps the most important part of being the mailman. It’s easy to make mistakes when delivering thousands of pieces of mail, but one error can result in the mailman becoming restricted from giving casual nods and small waves to people he sees around the neighborhood for one year’s time. Correctly identify the mailbox the above mail belongs in.
  4. 4. True or false: “Magazines,” the weak books that sometimes sneak their way into the rest of the mail, should be burned on sight because they are not in an envelope and therefore are not mail.
  5. 5. As dictated by Postal Service rules and regulations, you will be prohibited from communicating with any and all persons who live outside of your mail route for the rest of your life. Are you prepared to cut all ties with family and friends who don’t live on your designated route should the unthinkable happen to your current mail carrier?
  6. 6. Do you suffer from any of the following mail-related conditions that may prevent you from achieving the swift delivery of mail?
  7. 7. Finally, the following USPS Situational Judgement Test will help us determine whether you have the psychological temperament necessary for handling unexpected events out in the field. Select the answer that most closely resembles what your honest and immediate response to the following scenario would be: “You are working your normal mail route. Suddenly, 16 children fall out of a tree branch hanging over the street and go straight through the windshield of your mail truck. They appear to be totally unharmed, yet all 16 children insist that they aren’t going to make it, that death is a certainty for them. You have a feeling they are lying, because this exact group of children has fallen through your windshield dozens of times before in order to trick you into betraying one of your Mailman Responsibilities. The children all start begging you to grant their dying wish of opening everyone’s electric bills so they can shake their head and let out a low whistle at all the outrageous monthly fees. You are well aware that it is a federal crime to tamper with someone else’s mail. What do you do?”

  • Results for How Ready Are You To Become The Mailman Should Your Mailman Die?

    You Are 100 Percent Ready To Become The Mailman!

    If your mailman dies, you’d be able to dive right into becoming the mailman! Handling mail comes second nature to you, so much so that hardly anyone in the neighborhood would realize the person who delivers their mail is even dead. The U.S. Postal Service should feel lucky to have you on standby!

  • Results for How Ready Are You To Become The Mailman Should Your Mailman Die?

    You Are Almost Ready To Become The Mailman.

    Your enthusiasm for the mail is great, but you get carried away whenever you’re in proximity to someone’s electric bills. Unfortunately, that is unacceptable, and highly illegal. Once you start showing some restraint around other people’s electric bills, you might just be ready to become the mailman.

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    You Are Not Emotionally Ready To Become The Mailman.

    It looks like you will not take the mailman’s death well. There won’t be enough time for you to recover from your intense grieving to become the mailman without the mail route suffering for it. To become the mailman, you must have the emotional fortitude to accept your mailman’s death and jump right into the job, and unfortunately, you don’t have it.

  • Results for How Ready Are You To Become The Mailman Should Your Mailman Die?

    You Are An Email Guy, And That Won’t Work For Being The Mailman.

    While you are clearly well-versed in maintaining online correspondences, you are woefully unprepared to become the mailman when he dies. Despite the mediums' similarities, managing the flow of mail is far different from email. Your mailman better hope someone else is ready to take over his route when he goes, because you definitely aren't.
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