Your Childhood Driveway Was An Insult To Driveways In General, And Good Driveways Specifically!

Have you no shame? Your piece-of-shit childhood garage was never once featured on the cover of a calendar called "Twelve Driveways." It's incredible your parents didn't park their car on you.

Your Childhood Driveway Was Distinctly Average!

So maybe your childhood driveway was never once featured on the cover of a calendar called "Twelve Driveways," but at least it groaned "thank you" whenever you drew on it with chalk. Your childhood driveway was A-okay. Not great, but nothing to whip a handful of gravel at, either.

Your Childhood Driveway Was The Throne Of The Gods!

The driveway at your childhood home might as well have climbed at a gentle grade to Mount Olympus itself. From being featured on the cover of a calendar called "Twelve Driveways" every year to groaning "thank you" whenever you drew on it with chalk, your childhood driveway was the best thing you'll ever have.