How Many Of These Ways Have You Ruined Christmas?

When the heat from the fireplace loosened a dead burglar and sent him crashing down the chimney, I went ahead and told the children it was Santa Claus in order to mask my struggling finances.

Interrupted the Rockefeller Center Christmas-tree lighting ceremony to remind the crowd that the police had multiple opportunities to stop Jeffrey Dahmer sooner than they actually did.

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You Have Truly Firebombed Your Share Of Christmases!
Looks like we've got a real badass on our hands, because you seem to really get off on flipping double birds at December 25th. Whether you ate the whole Christmas tree before anyone else could have a bite or claimed Jesus was actually left-handed, you have no respect for the nice holiday. You are the embodiment of scorched yuletide earth.

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You Are A Non-Denominational Angel Of Christmastime!
Looks like we've got a real softie on our hands, because you seem to really get off on not causing trouble on December 25th. Whether you always wait to eat the Christmas tree until everyone else has had a bite first or quickly admonish people who claim that Jesus was actually left-handed, you have nothing but respect for the nice holiday. For your trouble, you will receive a nice terrarium on Christmas morning.

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You Have Truly Firebombed Your Share Of Christmases!

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You Are A Non-Denominational Angel Of Christmastime!

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