Which Bing Bong Theory Are You? | ClickHole

1. When you’re having a bing bang, how do you like your boing?

Silent boing

Medium boing

Loud boing

Bazgo!
2. How do you feel about your brothers?

They’re bongos

They’re bingers

They’ve got good theories

I can’t stand Shelmon
3. Has anyone ever called you a bingo?

Every day

I’m a bonger

No, just bing bong

Shellnan really gets my boingo
4. How much of a total nernd are you?

Big nernd

Biggest nernd

Not a nornd

Bazgo!
5. Let’s say an attractive woman wants to know your bing bong theories…how do you respond?

Tell her my theories

Introduce her to my brothers

Make a bing bong

Bazgo. Definitely Bazgo.
6. Finish this sentence: Theories are…

Always big

Never big

Rarely bingo

Good
7. Bazgo?

Borzgo

Bazorgo

Brazgo

Sherrrrllllllaaaannn!!!

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You’re Sheldman
You’re Sherlman. Looking ready to Bing Bong.

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You're Shelnon
Oh, no, no, don’t tell me you’re Shellfucker. Get ready for some wild bingos, because your theories are bang bong! Watch out for Sherlan.

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You’re Shorman
You’re Shorman for sure. The biggest bingo of the bing bong brothers. Get your act together, Shelmond!

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You’re Shellackman
You’re definitely Shellackman. Nice!

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Bazgo!
You bing when you boing but everyone bongs. Brazgo.

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