How Many Of These Euphemisms For Bread Do You Know? | ClickHole

1. Check off all the euphemisms for bread that you know:

Brown pillow

Deli clamps

Dipper’s delight

Gluten tangle

God’s final blessing

Wheatly rectangle

Shalamar

Christopher’s slices

The baker’s trophy

The baker’s shame

Religion food

Project B.R.E.A.D.

The ol’ wheat worm

The oldest food besides carrots

The primary loaf

Sandwich skins

Margarine canvas

Oven’s grandchild

Hearthfruit

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You Know A Lot Of Euphemisms For Bread!
Wow! You're a walking database of euphemisms for, shall we say, "the ol' wheat worm"? You are able to deftly dance around the subject without offending anyone's refined sensibilities. Nice!

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You Know Some Euphemisms For Bread!
Nice. When it's time to broach the subject of "the primary loaf," you have a few euphemisms ready to go so you're able to get your meaning across without ever dropping the B-word.

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You Barely Know Any Euphemisms For Bread.
Seems like when you talk about bread, you are frank and direct. You don't care much for beating around the bush and prettying up your language. You'd prefer to call it what it is: bread, plain and simple.

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