You’ve Never Google Anything After Watching 'The Social Network'!

I have news that will make Grief your emperor: You do not ever Google even one thing after you watch 'The Social Network.' When the movie is finished you think, “I have solved all of the riddles of this film, and there are no further mysteries about gorgeous Zuckerberg that I need to solve.” Then you go to sleep and dream the indecipherable nightmares of the willfully ignorant. When the universe starts over again and you are born for the seventh time, please try to Google more things after you watch 'The Social Network.'

You’ve Googled Hardly Anything After Watching 'The Social Network'!

Once again, you have cooked up a horrific world for us to live in forever on account of how you almost never Google anything after watching 'The Social Network.' When the movie ends, you smile to yourself with smug satisfaction because you think you know the mysteries of Fincher, and you think gorgeous Zuckerberg has no secrets for you to discover. This is a horrible way to think about 'The Social Network,' and the way you conduct yourself makes life into a long, slow, uphill march into a cold shower. Please Google more things the next time you watch 'The Social Network.'

You’ve Googled A Handful Of Things After Watching 'The Social Network'!

Congratulations! This is neither bad nor good! You have Googled a small handful of things after watching 'The Social Network'! When Fincher’s movie comes to an end, you explored some of the mysteries, but there were many mysteries that you thought about and said, “I think I know all about that.” This minor Facebook curiosity has little impact on anyone’s life. The world has not become worse because you are alive, but it also has not become better because you are alive. You might as well have been born a gust of wind.

You’ve Googled A Lot Of Things After Watching 'The Social Network'!

This is wonderful news! It turns out that you Google many things immediately after watching 'The Social Network.' When Sorkin’s televised Facebook nightmare comes to an end, you immediately begin exploring the mysteries of gorgeous Zuckerberg and the twins he stole Facebook from. You allow Google to bring you many wonderful answers to your incredible questions about Facebook, and music sounds better to everyone because of how curious you are about Facebook. Nice job!

You’ve Googled A Massive Amount Of Things After Watching 'The Social Network'!

We have entered an age of unending joy because it turns out that you Google insanely many things immediately after watching 'The Social Network'! Sorkin’s masterpiece about Zuckerberg stealing from the twins is a source of endless mysteries to you, and you use the detective powers of Google to solve them all! You use Google to find all of your Facebook-related answers, and it makes the world wonderful! Thank you for being so curious about Facebook!

You’ve Googled A Huge Boatload Of Things After Watching 'The Social Network'!

What is this mythical joy that threatens to consume us? Is such ecstasy even possible? We are screaming with pleasure because it turns out that you’ve Googled a huge boatload of things immediately after watching 'The Social Network'! When Sorkin’s masterpiece about how gorgeous Zuckerberg stole it all comes to an end, you are consumed with curiosity regarding every single aspect of the film. You use Google to answer all of your wonderful questions about the Winklevoss twins and whether or not Aaron Sorkin watches them break wishbones together. You solve the riddle of Zuckerberg again and again, and each time the mystery unravels, you are filled with a bitter new joy! You even use Google to find out about Peter Thiel, the guy who gets tormented by jackals all the time! Thank you for being so curious about Facebook! You have made the world a slow-melting symphony of endless joy!