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Results for How Much Of A Political Junkie Are You?
You Are An Out-Of-Control, Borderline Psychotic Political Junkie.
You're clearly so obsessed with politics that when you see the CNN “BREAKING NEWS” bumper, your whole body convulses in dry, silent near-orgasm. Sorry this election is about to be over, because you need this bullshit to live! -
Results for How Much Of A Political Junkie Are You?
You Are A Tepid Shadow Of A Political Junkie.
Stand aside, rookie. Only real political junkies need apply here. Unless you are able to identify David Brooks' footprint on a beach, you've got no right to don the honor of "political junkie." -
Results for How Much Of A Political Junkie Are You?
You Are The Polar Opposite Of A Political Junkie.
The polls are in, and you don't know what the hell a poll is! How confusing that sentence must have been for you! Don't worry: This election is almost over, and someone new will be the president. If you are the one who is elected president, someone will probably let you know. Until then, enjoy your complete lack of political awareness!
