1. 1. Check off all the ways you have tried to surprise your mailman:
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    You've Tried Everything To Surprise Your Mailman!

    Wow! You really went all-in with your attempts to surprise your mailman in a variety of different ways! Did it work? Did your mailman enjoy your cavalcade of surprises, or was he unflappable? Let us know in the comments, on social media, and in all ways from now on at all times forever!
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    You Have Tried To Surprise Your Mailman In Many Ways!

    Nice! You definitely get an A for effort when it comes to surprising your mailman. You've deployed a number of different tactics to surprise your mailman. Did any of them work? Tell us immediately in the comments or elsewhere online!
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    You've Tried To Surprise Your Mailman, But Not Very Hard.

    It looks like you've tried to surprise your mailman in a few different ways, but you can definitely get more creative than you have so far. Think: What does your mailman expect to happen? What could you do that he wouldn't expect? Good luck!
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    You Haven't Even Tried To Surprise Your Mailman!

    Wow! You've known your mailman all this time and not once have you done something to surprise him. It's likely your mailman is getting bored with you, and thinks of your house as "the boring house where everything is as it seems." This is not something to be proud of. Consider surprising your mailman sometime soon!

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