1. 1. While walking home from basketball practice after school when he was 16, Drew Holzhauer claims that he saw a flash of light and felt his body lift off the ground. Although his memory is a bit patchy after that, to this day he still remembers being naked on a sterile table with alienlike faces surrounding him. The next thing he knew, he was back on the ground, sprinting toward his home. Now 35, Drew cannot escape the horrors of his experience and spends every waking moment devoted to validating his abduction, all the while completely isolating himself from his loved ones. Can you find the family that tried to be patient with Drew but that eventually just had to cut ties with him?

    Nope! Good try, though!

    Good guess, but not quite!

    Nailed it! While initially helpful and sympathetic to Drew’s fears, his family slowly cut ties as his paranoia worsened over time. After a terrifying Thanksgiving experience when Drew went on a tirade proclaiming his toddler niece was of extraterrestrial blood, his parents finally asked him to not attend any more family gatherings. That was six years ago, and they haven’t seen each other since!

    Nope! This family all loves and supports each other.

  2. 2. It was a cold winter night when George Mackey was driving his truck home after doing his rounds on his family’s farm. Although his pickup seemed fine and had no damage to it, he swears that a beam of light lifted his vehicle off the ground, and he was soon surrounded by otherworldly creatures. George’s wife, Nancy, was always a bit skeptical of his story, but she attempted to tough it out as long as she could before his paranoia and unpredictable behavior became too much for her and she started to feel unsafe in her own home. Can you pick out Nancy below?

    Bull’s-eye! Nancy eventually had her fill once George stopped maintaining the farm and they were forced into bankruptcy. Much to her embarrassment, George showed up to their divorce proceedings completely disheveled and presented to the judge hundreds of documents alleging a government cover-up of UFOs. Nancy remarried and is much happier now. Oof!

    That’s not Nancy!

    Come on, now. You can do better than that!

    Tough luck, but that’s not George’s ex-wife!

  3. 3. Claire Leahy was out walking her dog one night when she says a tall, unearthly creature lured her in with its hypnotic stare. She doesn’t know exactly what happened after that, but she has had chronic pain and horrific nightmares of extraterrestrials ever since. Claire’s family already wasn’t very close with her, but this aberrant behavior gave them the excuse they needed to make a clean break. This means they won’t be able to provide support when her outbursts and paranoia are discovered to actually be symptoms of schizophrenia. Can you spot her family below?

    Incorrect!

    Wrong!

    Not quite!

    You nailed it! These people are in no way a part of Claire’s life in her time of need. Great work.

  4. 4. It’s been six jobs, three arrests, and one marriage since Marcus Nix’s abduction. Claiming to remember the whole thing, he was out fishing one morning when a saucer-shaped ship lifted him into the heavens. He says he was studied for what seemed like years by aliens while being held captive in a liquid-filled capsule. According to Marcus, when he was finally released, it felt like nearly no time had passed on Earth. His family tried to help him, but he pushed them away, thinking they were aliens in disguise trying to finish their perverse experiments on him. Ten months ago, he disconnected his cell phone and moved completely off the grid without a trace. Can you match him to the family that is desperately searching for him?

    Yep! These are the people worried absolutely sick about Marcus. Nice!

    Try again!

    We know this is tough. Just keep trying your best!

    We can’t blame you for getting this wrong! Marcus wouldn’t recognize his own family either.

  5. 5. Tanya Worell is convinced she was abducted by aliens. She was tolerated as an eccentric sister, daughter, and aunt of her family for years, until she was caught trying to break into CIA headquarters in Virginia, demanding to see “The Hunter” over and over again, but refusing to explain what she was talking about. Can you match Tanya to the family who has never come to visit her in the prison mental ward she has been locked up in for eight years?

    Correct! The Worells haven’t so much as sent a letter! They have pretty much just forgotten all about Crazy Tanya and moved on.

    Nope. This family is normal.

    Not quite.

    Try again.

  • Results for Can You Match The Person Who Claims They Were Abducted By Aliens With The Family That Left Them After They Devoted Their Lives To Proving It Really Happened?

    Wow, you’re pretty good at this!

    You’re almost scary good at this! With just a look at a person who has railroaded their entire life by feverishly insisting they were abducted by aliens, you were able to identify the family that distanced themselves from the whole situation. You’ve done some truly impressive work.
  • Results for Can You Match The Person Who Claims They Were Abducted By Aliens With The Family That Left Them After They Devoted Their Lives To Proving It Really Happened?

    Not bad!

    Hey, you got some and you missed some, and that’s nothing to hang your head about! It’s not the easiest thing in the world to match people who have spiraled their lives out of control by insisting they were abducted by aliens with the families who disowned them. You’ll get there!
  • Results for Can You Match The Person Who Claims They Were Abducted By Aliens With The Family That Left Them After They Devoted Their Lives To Proving It Really Happened?

    Wow, you really aren’t good at this!

    Seems like you’re not too keen on matching up these truthers with their families that want absolutely nothing to do with them. Maybe next time you’ll do a little better!

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