This Quiz Is Going To Call You A Cricket | ClickHole

1. So, just to be clear, after you complete this quiz, it’s going to call you a cricket.

Great! I’m looking forward to it.

All right, I will keep that in mind.

Yes. I’ve taken this quiz before, and I know how it ends.

I do not give you permission to call me that.
2. Look at this picture. This is you.

That is my blood relative.

That is my closest friend.

Yes.

That is a cricket, and I don’t resemble it at all.
3. You can pick however you like your coffee, but know that it will in no way affect the fact that this quiz ends with you being called a cricket.

All the cream, all the sugar.

Splash of soy milk, and that’s it.

If it isn’t black, it isn’t coffee.

Stop it, please. I hate this.
4. We’re halfway through the quiz. Soon you will be called a cricket.

I’m so excited. It can’t happen soon enough.

I was a little bit nervous about being called a cricket, but now that I’m here my worries have subsided.

I’ve been called a cricket many times by this quiz in the past, and I’m ready for it to happen again.

If you’re going to call me a cricket, just rip off the band-aid and do it already.
5. Pick a letter:

C

R

I

C

K

E

T
6. In China, the cricket is a sign of good luck.

Thank you.

You’re welcome.
7. Last question. Go ahead and choose whatever.

I’ve got a thorax.

It’s uncommon for me to bite someone, but not impossible.

I’m a delicacy in Vietnam.

Let’s just get this over with.

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