1. 1. This quiz is a rare opportunity for you to have Joe Pantoliano informed of your Matrix expertise, but it isn’t going to be easy. Only true Matrix fans are worthy of this honor, so we must be rigorous in weeding out impostors. To get started, what is the name of Morpheus’ hovercraft?

    Wrong! His ship was the Nebuchadnezzar. Are you sure you’re really worth Joe Pantoliano’s time?

    An admirable start! Keep this up and Joe Pantoliano will be hearing about you.

    Wrong! His ship was the Nebuchadnezzar. Are you sure you’re really worth Joe Pantoliano’s time?

    Wrong! His ship was the Nebuchadnezzar. Are you sure you’re really worth Joe Pantoliano’s time?

  2. 2. If you deserve to have Joe Pantoliano read your name and nod his head in approval, you should have no problem clicking on Dozer.

    No, no, no! That’s not Dozer! How can you not know Dozer? We’re just relieved Joe Pantoliano isn’t here to witness your ignorance.

    No, no, no! That’s not Dozer! How can you not know Dozer? We’re just relieved Joe Pantoliano isn’t here to witness your ignorance.

    Well done. Joe Pantoliano will be proud!


    No! That is Cypher, played by Joe Pantoliano. You really think we’re going to send your results to Joe Pantoliano when you don’t even know which character he played in the movie? Fat chance.

  3. 3. Joe Pantoliano is going to have a file on his computer desktop labeled “Good Matrix Fans,” but if you want your name included, then select the food that the Oracle offers Neo.

    Look, if you don’t know about The Matrix, don’t try to fake it. We don’t know if you want your info sent to Joe Pantoliano because you’re a fan of another one of his movies like U.S. Marshals or Bad Boys II, but this opportunity is for Matrix fans only.

    Look, if you don’t know about The Matrix, don’t try to fake it. We don’t know if you want your info sent to Joe Pantoliano because you’re a fan of another one of his movies like U.S. Marshals or Bad Boys II, but this opportunity is for Matrix fans only.

    Correct! Joe Pantoliano is going to love hearing that you remembered the scene with the Oracle.

    Look, if you don’t know about The Matrix, don’t try to fake it. We don’t know if you want your info sent to Joe Pantoliano because you’re a fan of another one of his movies like U.S. Marshals or Bad Boys II, but this opportunity is for Matrix fans only.

  4. 4. Which of these quotes were actually said by Morpheus? Keep in mind that if you get this wrong, you will suffer in obscurity far from Joe Pantoliano’s notice.

    That’s right! Your impressive memorization of the Matrix script would make Joe Pantoliano applaud and grin.

    Wrong! The correct answer was #1! If you don’t know one of Morpheus’ most famous lines, that really makes us question whether you deserve any personal attention from Joe Pantoliano.

    Wrong! The correct answer was #1! If you don’t know one of Morpheus’ most famous lines, that really makes us question whether you deserve any personal attention from Joe Pantoliano.

    Wrong! The correct answer was #1! If you don’t know one of Morpheus’ most famous lines, that really makes us question whether you deserve any personal attention from Joe Pantoliano.

  5. 5. You of course know about Agent Smith, but any casual viewer of the Matrix films knows about Agent Smith. We must hold you to a higher standard to keep the rabble away from Joe Pantoliano. Therefore we will ask: What are the names of the other two agents who appear in the first Matrix film?

    Incorrect. It was Agent Brown and Agent Jones, but we do not blame you for getting that wrong. Very few Matrix fans would know that, only those worthy of Joe Pantoliano himself.

    Incorrect. It was Agent Brown and Agent Jones, but we do not blame you for getting that wrong. Very few Matrix fans would know that, only those worthy of Joe Pantoliano himself.

    Incorrect. It was Agent Brown and Agent Jones, but we do not blame you for getting that wrong. Very few Matrix fans would know that, only those worthy of Joe Pantoliano himself.

    Impressive, very impressive. Perhaps you are worthy of Joe Pantoliano.

  6. 6. At last we reach the end of your trials. If you’ve proven yourself, soon Joe Pantoliano will receive your name, and who knows, maybe he’ll send you a message to congratulate you if he isn’t too busy. What song on the Matrix soundtrack plays when Neo flies away at the end of the film?

    No, it was “Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine. Alas, it seems that you will languish far from Joe Pantoliano’s benevolent gaze. Might as well hit the button and make your failure official.

    A sage answer! But did you do well enough on this quiz for us to notify Joe Pantoliano? Time to find out.

    No, it was “Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine. Alas, it seems that you will languish far from Joe Pantoliano’s benevolent gaze. Might as well hit the button and make your failure official.

    No, it was “Wake Up” by Rage Against the Machine. Alas, it seems that you will languish far from Joe Pantoliano’s benevolent gaze. Might as well hit the button and make your failure official.

  • Results for Score High Enough On This ‘The Matrix’ Quiz And We’ll Pass Your Info On To Joe Pantoliano

    Unfortunately, We Will Not Be Sending Your Info To Joe Pantoliano

    Sadly, you are far too ignorant of The Matrix for us to bother Joe Pantoliano. Like most of humanity, you will live and die without Joe Pantoliano ever paying attention to you, and for that we are truly regretful. Do not think that we take any delight in your defeat. We know the full magnitude of Joe Pantoliano you have missed out on today and feel nothing but sympathy for you.

  • Results for Score High Enough On This ‘The Matrix’ Quiz And We’ll Pass Your Info On To Joe Pantoliano

    You Only Did Well Enough For Us To Inform Ada Nicodemou, The Actress Who Played The White Rabbit Girl

    Not bad! You know a fair amount about The Matrix, but only enough for us to tell the woman who played the White Rabbit Girl about your middling score on this quiz. Share this result on Facebook or Twitter so we can forward it to her, and do not be ashamed. The White Rabbit Girl is a beloved character who plays a key role in The Matrix. Although this isn’t quite as sterling an honor as getting your quiz results sent to Joe Pantoliano, getting them sent to the woman who played the White Rabbit Girl is still an accomplishment you can be proud of.

  • Results for Score High Enough On This ‘The Matrix’ Quiz And We’ll Pass Your Info On To Joe Pantoliano

    Joe Pantoliano Will Hear All About Your Perfect Score!

    Astounding! Simply astounding! Your flawless performance on this The Matrix quiz will be brought directly to the attention of Joe Pantoliano posthaste! Please share this perfect result with us on Facebook or Twitter without delay so we can forward it to Joe Pantoliano, who can then read your name and know that you are a true Matrix fan!
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