How Many Of These Hotel Chains Have You Stayed At? | ClickHole

1. Check off all the hotel chains you have stayed at.

Precious Forkfuls Inn

Hut of Colorado

The Very Comfortable Building

Shameful Slumbers

The Loud & Hot Inn

Wi-Fi Ziggurat

Wipe & Go Microtel

Goin’ Quackers Comedy Club, Deli & Hotel

Miss Pwimble’s Inn for Curious Traveling Boys

Guff by Hilton

Gorgeous Greg’s House of Beds

God’s Blind Spot Adultery and Cavorting Center

Naval Air Base Little Creek Virginia

Matchstick Bed: The World’s Only Matchstick Men-Themed Hotel

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You Have Stayed At Very Few Hotels.
Well, well, it looks like we got a lil' Airbnb asshole over here. Too good for big hotel chains, eh? Here's a load of news for you: Ritz Hole or Hot Sinks don't need you either. Good riddance.

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You Have Stayed At A Ton Of Hotels.
Well, well, it looks like we have a total hotel freak on our hands. Are you proud of yourself that you've stayed at so many hotels? Is that how you decide your self-worth? That's just really fucking sad. The only hotel we want to stay at is one that has a policy where they'll shoot you on sight if you come lurking by, looking to stay in another hotel, which is apparently something you get off on. The world is a horror show and it's all because of you.

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