1. 1. Mind if I ask, how does your city handle all the human bones that pile up over the years?
  2. 2. What if I told you there was a better way of storing your municipality’s human remains?
  3. 3. Catacombs.
  4. 4. Imagine, if you will, a vast underground network of tunnels stretching across your fair city, jam-packed with shelves of desiccated corpses and neatly stacked skulls. It’s all tucked away below the surface, leaving more space for your metropolis to construct residential and commercial zones.
  5. 5. Now we’ve covered the basic perks of catacombs. Underground, out of the way, extremely convenient for bone storage, but I haven’t even mentioned the best part!
  6. 6. Not only are catacombs incredibly useful, but you can rearrange the skeletons into beautiful bone art. Check out this example of what your catacombs could look like.
  7. 7. So, what’ll it be? Ready for catacombs?

  • Results for Say, Does Your City Need Catacombs?

    No Doubt About It, Your City Needs Catacombs!

    Yep, your city would definitely benefit if you dug miles of tunnels and filled them with human bodies! It’s a crying shame that you don’t have underground chambers filled with bone chandeliers and bone mosaics. Build catacombs as soon as possible; that’s our friendly advice. You won't regret catacombs!

  • Results for Say, Does Your City Need Catacombs?

    Whoa, Easy There, Pal! Nobody’s Forcing Your City To Build Catacombs.

    If you don’t want catacombs, it’s no skin off our backs. We think your city is making a mistake, because catacombs are a superb way of storing human bones, but we’re obviously not going to convince you to change your mind. Let’s agree to disagree on catacombs.

  • Results for Say, Does Your City Need Catacombs?

    Glad To Hear Your City Is Already Enjoying Catacombs!

    It sounds like you live in Paris, where they have phenomenal, world-class catacombs. You French folk sure know how to store human bones in a classy manner that's more than a few cuts above a simple graveyard. We’d love to pick your brain and ask you a few questions about putting dead bodies underground, because you can probably teach us a thing or two about catacombs!
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