You’re completely addicted to Facebook

Uh oh. Your addiction is bad. You look at Facebook all the time. You can’t stop looking at Facebook.com, even when your family is begging you to tear yourself away for just five minutes so that you can drive them to the indoor swimming pool. You are a slave to the newsfeed. Get a hold of yourself!

You’re addicted to Facebook

There’s no easy way to say it: Facebook has you in its thrall. You look at it compulsively. In the next room, your family calls to you in despair, begging you to stop looking at Facebook so that you can take them to the indoor swimming pool, but to no avail. You are hooked on Facebook.

You’re not addicted to Facebook

It turns out you aren’t addicted to Facebook, which means you don’t spend hours a day looking at the most famous website of all and using it to know about the news. That’s unusual! Perhaps it means you have a lot of free time. Why don’t you take advantage of it by taking your family to the indoor swimming pool this evening? Enjoy!