1. 1. Who said, “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”?

    Really? You picked the “right” one? You can’t do one nice thing for Jason? Jason was already feeling under the weather before his shitty day even started, you know.

    Jimmy Stewart? Why would you even pick this one? It’s not even the right answer. Jason was already feeling under the weather before his shitty day even started, you know.

    Gregory Peck? Why would you even pick this one? It’s not even the right answer. Jason was already feeling under the weather before his shitty day even started, you know.

    Perfect. Thanks for doing this. It’s a nice gesture, and Jason’s going to love that you went through the trouble to cheer him up. He was already feeling under the weather when his shitty day even started, and this will help take the edge off for him.

  2. 2. Who said, “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse”?

    …No. What exactly do you think is going on here? You could be helping right now. Jason started his day by learning his car got towed overnight.

    Come on. Don’t do this. Not with the day Jason Statham is having.

    Yes! Jason’s gonna flip that you attributed this to him. He loves ‘The Godfather.’ It will definitely distract from the fact that he went to an amateur hockey game today and got hit with a puck. Thank you :)

    Don’t pick Channing Tatum. Channing’s actually having one of his best-ever days, so he especially doesn’t need this.

  3. 3. Who said, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat”?

    This one even kind of sounds like one Jason Statham would say, like maybe in ‘The Transporter’ or something. And you still can’t even throw him a bone here?

    Looks like we have someone who cares more about being technically right than about Jason Statham’s feelings. Bravo.

    Come on, this one even kind of sounds like one Jason Statham would say, like maybe in ‘The Transporter’ or something. And you still can’t even throw him a bone here? He came home from the gym this morning to see his freezer door open and everything melted. Have a heart.

    Come on, this one even kind of sounds like one Jason Statham would say, like maybe in ‘The Transporter’ or something. And you still can’t even throw him a bone here? He came home from the gym this morning to see his freezer door open and everything melted. Have a heart.

    Bless your heart :) This will go a long way toward helping Jason recuperate from the shock of coming home from the gym this morning to see his freezer door open with everything melted.

  4. 4. Who said, “I now pronounce you man and knife”?

    So this one probably isn’t technically a classic movie quote, but the fact that you couldn’t even select Jason for his own ‘Expendables 2’ quote really shows how little regard you have for a guy having a bad day. Refresh this quiz and click ‘Jason Statham’ before he wakes up from the much-needed nap he’s taking after he found out a branch fell through his attic.

    So this one probably isn’t technically a classic movie quote, but the fact that you couldn’t even select Jason for his own ‘Expendables 2’ quote really shows how little regard you have for a guy having a bad day. Refresh this quiz and click ‘Jason Statham’ before he wakes up from the much-needed nap he’s taking after he found out a branch fell through his attic.

    So this one probably isn’t technically a classic movie quote, but Jason will be tickled that we snuck in one of his ‘Expendables 2’ lines. And hey, it really means a lot that you correctly selected Jason. After he found out a branch fell through his attic, he decided to take a much-needed nap and we’re sure he’s going to love this when he wakes up.

    So this one probably isn’t technically a classic movie quote, but the fact that you couldn’t even select Jason for his own ‘Expendables 2’ quote really shows how little regard you have for a guy having a bad day. Refresh this quiz and click ‘Jason Statham’ before he wakes up from the much-needed nap he’s taking after he found out a branch fell through his attic.

  5. 5. Who said, “I have always depended on the kindness of strangers”?

    This was a very selfish answer to pick. This quiz is for Jason’s happiness, not yours. He has poison oak pretty bad right now.

    This was a very selfish answer to pick. This quiz is for Jason’s happiness, not yours. He has poison oak pretty bad right now.

    This was a very selfish answer to pick. This quiz is for Jason’s happiness, not yours. He has poison oak pretty bad right now.

    Ding-ding-ding! You’re so sweet :) This is just as good as any salve Jason could put on his poison-oak rash.

  6. 6. Who said, “Here’s looking at you kid”?

    Well done! This is exactly the pick-me-up Jason needs after going online and finding out that ‘The Transporter 3’ got a 37 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Well done! This is exactly the pick-me-up Jason needs after going online and finding out that ‘The Transporter 3’ got a 37 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Well done! This is exactly the pick-me-up Jason needs after going online and finding out that ‘The Transporter 3’ got a 37 percent on Rotten Tomatoes.

    Stop. Fucking. Picking. Channing. Goddamn. Tatum.

  • Results for Even If He Didn’t Say Them, Please Match These Classic Movie Quotes To Jason Statham Because He’s Had A Rough Day

    Thank You For Brightening Jason Statham's Day!

    Thank you! You're an angel! This is just the thing Jason needs to start feeling better. We know you had to bend the rules of a normal quiz a little to make Jason's day better, and we'd like to thank you for doing your part. He was about to give up after he flushed his house keys down the toilet at the gas station, but thanks to you, he may just go to bed tonight with a smile on his face.

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    You Did Nothing To Perk Up Jason Statham's Day.

    Well, hopefully Jason won't see this. He can't handle it right now. In light of the extreme embarrassment he must've felt after tripping off a bus into some mud on his way to the tow yard, we thought you'd be a little more kind. Guess we were wrong.

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    You Could Have Tried A Little Harder To Help Jason.

    Okay, well, thank you for at least making an effort to perk Jason Statham up on this awful day of his. It's wonderful that you threw a few classic quotes his way, but honestly, was it really any skin off your back to just pick him every time? It's just an internet quiz. For chrissakes, he dropped his watch that was a gift from his late father-in-law in a pan of alfredo sauce he was cooking. Have a goddamn heart.
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