You’re No Friend To McDonald’s!

This one was a softball right across the plate, and you whiffed it like a chump! There’s no way of even knowing if you’re telling the truth, and yet you slither across the finish line with barely a single tick mark to your name! You’re nothing but a piss fleck on the wingtip of the man who here represents McDonald’s! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Go think about McDonald’s for an afternoon and take this quiz again!

You Have A Drizzling Of McDonald’s In Your Brain

Okay! You are fine and no one thinks too hard about you. On a scale of one to 10, you are somewhere in there. Clearly you’re capable of remembering things, like a crow or a hotel guest book, but beyond that, you seem lackluster. We hope you’re not particularly proud of yourself for remembering the handful of slogans you did, because that really would be achingly sad.

You’re A McDonald’s Maniac!

Well, well, well, looks like we have a certified maniac on our hands, specifically a maniac of none other than McDonald’s hamburger restaurant slogans. Every time McDonald’s put some words together to make folks think about hamburgers as well as soft drinks, you said to yourself, “Better log those words away for later,” and later turned out to be just now, on the occasion of you taking this quiz, which you did pretty well on. Now things have come full circle, and you can finally rest. Rest now.