You are Blade #222,346,976,211,908!

You are a blade of Kentucky bluegrass growing in a meadow in Lincoln, Nebraska. You are 15.6 inches tall and .12 inches wide. One time, a deer stepped on you. Nice! Notable neighbors include Blade #222,346,976,210,803 and Blade #222,346,976,210,635.

You are Blade #92,602,462,742,856!

You are a well-kept blade of tall fescue grass growing in a front lawn in Berlin, Germany. You are well-groomed and kept at a constant height of 3.75 inches by a diligent husband and father named Martin, who takes pride in keeping his home neat and clean, inside and out. Notable neighbors include Blade #92,601,433,322,974, Blade #92,602,534,444,109, and Blade #7.

You are Gwendolyn!

You are a blade of ryegrass growing in a pot of soil located in Chicago, Illinois. A 12-year-old boy named Kyle named you and keeps you in his bedroom. Kyle talks to you constantly. He tells you about his hopes and his fears. He is lonely, and you are his only friend. Grow tall, Gwendolyn, and don’t let Kyle down.

You are Blade #32,002,976!

You are a blade of saw-tooth lovegrass growing in a savannah of Mozambique. You have grown as tall as 15 inches, though your typical height usually hovers around 8 inches due to the frequent grazing of the savannah’s many herbivores. You are roughly .08 inches wide. Notable neighbors include Blade #33,060,118, more commonly known throughout the world as “The Dominator.”