You Are: Jonah Hill’s Right Hand

You don’t need to be in the spotlight, but as Jonah Hill’s dominant hand, you more than often are front and center. When Jonah needs to throw or a catch a ball, or move hair out of his face, he knows you’re always up to the task. You’re reliable, friendly, and are always petting Jonah Hill’s dog. You wear a ring when one of Jonah’s movie roles requires you to. Your biggest pet peeve? Sweaty palms! Ick! The clandestine motives of Jonah’s left hand worry you, but you try to see the good in everyone. Jonah is your best friend, because he only wants the best for you, and you only want the best for him.

You Are: Jonah Hill’s Left Hand

Look out world, because you only do things on your own terms. Compromise? What are you, Jonah Hill’s right hand? Sure, you’re not the “dominant” hand, but having to work twice as hard has only made you hungrier. When Jonah plays pool, you just keep the cue steady while Jonah’s right hand gets to do all the real work, and you will never forget the indignity that it brings you. Arrogance is your middle name, but is it really arrogance if you always deliver? One day, the world will come to see that Jonah Hill’s fame is all thanks to you, the true Hollywood star. Maybe one day, you will no longer have to be attached to such a thankless body that loves his precious right hand so much. Maybe one day soon.