You Vaguely Remember Very Few Things About WWII

Apparently you weren’t paying attention in school or during movies or whatever, because you have basically zero recall of the things that probably happened in WWII. How can you ever expect to nod along knowingly in conversations about the war if you don’t even have the haziest recollection of the most widely spouted ambiguous facts? You don’t need to be well-informed, but you should at least be ill-informed. Step up your game.

You Are Vaguely Aware Of Some Vague Facts About WWII

While you’re by no means a WWII buff, you can at least sometimes say “That sounds about right,” when people spout off facts about the war in conversation. This basic anecdotal awareness will serve you well if you’re just bullshitting about the war with another bullshitter, but if you ever want to give off the impression that you actually kind of know what you’re talking about, you’ll definitely need to half-assedly skim some more WWII Wikipedia articles first.

You’re A Big-Time WWII Buff, Kinda

You definitely sort of know a lot about WWII, in a sense. Your brain is bursting at the seams with vague, minimally researched facts pertaining to the war, and it’s clear that you’ve probably watched quite a few WWII movies in the past and maybe even read some novelized retellings of factual events. Very impressive! You’re basically a WWII historian, kinda.