1. 1. A circle of mules has congregated in an open field in Hillshire, England, two miles away from the nearest barn. Is this an omen or just a regular circle of mules?

    Sorry, that’s incorrect! Thankfully, this is just a regular circle of mules! They have likely congregated there due to good sunlight!

    Correct! Thankfully, this is just a regular circle of mules! They have likely congregated there due to good sunlight!

  2. 2. Over in El Paso, Texas, about a dozen mules have formed up in a rudimentary circle. Since then, none of the mules have moved for over 48 hours, and they refuse to eat when food is placed in front of them. Is this an omen or just a regular circle of mules?

    Sorry, that’s wrong! These mules have not moved in over 48 hours, but good news—that is normal for a mule!

    Correct! These mules have not moved in over 48 hours, but that is normal for a mule!

  3. 3. Six mules are currently standing in a circle on the edge of a cliff in Lima, Peru, and are looking up to the sky, staring directly into the sun. The mules are black and have a similar coloration to the following mule: That said, the cliff is fairly easy to access and is often visited by hikers. Please select whether you think this is ominous or not:

    Correct! This is definitely an omen! All six mules are standing in a circle on a cliff because they are surrounding a young girl from a nearby mountain community. Normally this wouldn’t be anything to worry about, but the young girl is an orphan, and the mules refuse to blink!


    Incorrect! This is definitely no ordinary circle of mules! All six are standing in a circle on a cliff because they are surrounding a young girl from a nearby mountain community. Normally this wouldn’t be anything to worry about, but the young girl is an orphan, and the mules refuse to blink!

  4. 4. Consider the following scenario: Every mule on a farm in Jamaica has piled on top of each other, in a vaguely circular formation. A female mule forms the base, and several male mules are piled on top of her, standing motionless. They do not move, even when predators appear and nip at them. What does this seem more like?

    That’s right! God’s wrath is upon us! These mules represent an omen because the female mule has just given birth to an albino foal, and the rest of the herd has piled on top of her to prevent her from seeing it. Ever since this happened, Jamaica has been plagued with a terrible drought!

    Nope, sorry! If you don’t think this is an omen, you are clearly ignoring a sign from God! These mules represent an omen because the female mule has just given birth to an albino foal, and the rest of the herd has piled on top of her to prevent her from seeing it. Ever since this happened, Jamaica has been plagued with a terrible drought!

  5. 5. A circle of mules has formed in Santiago, Chile, with a diameter of 50 feet. It has upward of 50 mules in total. Please select what you think this is an indication of:

    Wrong! Praise God! This is just a regular circle of mules who have come together to eat a meal.

    That’s right! Praise God! This is just a regular circle of mules who have come together to eat a meal.

  6. 6. A family of mules has recently wandered off their farm and into a shallow section of the Amazon River, forming an almost perfect circle. The family is bleating in unison. Is this an omen or just a regular circle of mules?

    You are correct! Tonight is a full moon, and these mules have assembled from all up and down the river to this exact spot to wait for the tide to rise. Some have traveled hundreds of miles to be here and are now silently cocking their heads to the sky with their mouths wide open. Say your goodbyes now, as we will surely all be dead soon!

    Wrong. How dare you ignore God’s wrath? Tonight is a full moon, and these mules have assembled from all up and down the river to this exact spot to wait for the tide to rise. Some have traveled hundreds of miles to be here and are now silently cocking their heads to the sky with their mouths wide open. We will surely all be dead soon, including you!

  • Results for Can You Tell If These Are Omens Or Just Regular Circles Of Mules?

    You Are Excellent At Telling The Difference Between Omens And Just Regular Circles Of Mules

    Wow! When it comes to figuring out if a circle of mules is an omen or just a regular thing that happens with mules, there’s no one better than you! Does God want you to survive? We cannot say. But it seems He wants to at least give you fair warning if you don’t. Cool!

  • Results for Can You Tell If These Are Omens Or Just Regular Circles Of Mules?

    You Are Pretty Good At Telling The Difference Between Omens And Just Regular Circles Of Mules

    Not bad! Looks like you’ve got a decent eye for telling the difference between regular circles of mules and omens. To be fair, one misreading of this situation in real life could mean an early death for you and everyone you know as God is frustrated when humans cannot read His signs. But keep at it!

  • Results for Can You Tell If These Are Omens Or Just Regular Circles Of Mules?

    You Are Not Great At Telling The Difference Between Omens And Just Regular Circles Of Mules

    Well, it was a good effort. Seems like you need some help figuring out if circles of mules are omens or not. You’re dead meat, but at least you’ll kind of know it’s only due to your own incompetence at deciphering God's signs.

  • Results for Can You Tell If These Are Omens Or Just Regular Circles Of Mules?

    You Are Very Bad At Telling The Difference Between Omens And Just Regular Circles Of Mules

    Yikes. You have absolutely no idea whether a circle of mules is an omen or not. Good luck, buddy. If you’re already choosing to willfully ignore God or trying to explain away clear omens with so-called rational explanations, there’s no saving you when shit really hits the fan.
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