Your Mom Has Sent You Countless Articles

Incredible! Your mother is basically a human batting cage machine that shoots articles at you! From human interest pieces like “Meet The Man Who Went From Having One Corn Dog To An Entire Airplane Hangar Filled With Corn Dogs” to helpful life-hack pieces like “Where Your Nearest Hospital Is Located,” no article is too long or irrelevant for her to send your way. Lucky you!

Your Mom Has Sent You Several Articles

Nice! Your mom occasionally sends you an article about a building that burned down in your town or a profile of someone in your field who is much more successful than you. Maybe she’ll ask you about it later and you’ll pretend that you actually read it! Pretty cool!

Your Mom Hasn’t Sent You Any Articles

Wow. Either she exercises some real restraint or she’s totally off the grid, because your mom hasn’t sent you any articles at all. Actually, have you heard from your mom recently? You might want to check on her. You know, just to make sure she’s okay. The fact that she hasn’t sent you a single article about a new disease outbreak or a porch collapse is a little concerning. Give her a call.