How Many Of These Summer Jobs Have You Had? | ClickHole

1. Check off all of the summer jobs you’ve worked:

Sandal operator

Pond advocate

Farm imbecile

Girls’ funeral coach

Lemon boy

Beach subordinate

Golf noticer

Beach ball appraiser

Triton: Messenger of the Sea

Carnival gynecologist

Narrator for The Royal Tenenbaums

Mulch jester

Bastard nanny

Professional thin woman

Person who yells “kiss!” at the beach

Thief

Ice cream witness

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You’ve had a lot of summer jobs!
Wow! When the weather was warm and it wasn’t time for school, you managed to do a lot of different things in exchange for money. This is what’s known as a summer job, and it’s something you had many of. Congratulations on your major achievement!

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You’ve had some summer jobs!
Good news: Based on your responses to this quiz, it’s clear that you’ve had some summer jobs. You know about a variety of different things that you can do for money when it isn’t time for school, and that’s a good thing! If you want to do better on this quiz, the thing to do is to acquire another summer job right now, then come back and take this quiz again to see if your score has increased by one point!

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You’ve barely had any summer jobs!
Uh-oh. It looks like you’ve hardly worked any summer jobs at all! What were you even doing when it wasn’t time for school? Are you some sort of young child? Or did you somehow forget about all the summer jobs you’ve had? Take this quiz again, and this time, make an honest effort to remember.

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