1. 1. Richard Craine Richard was lucky enough to become a father for the first time last June, just after his 59th birthday. Which activity will he not have the energy to do with his son in a couple of years?

    Oh, not quite! Despite his old age, Richard will be in good enough shape to do this. The correct answer was that Richard will not have enough energy to play in the parents-vs.-teachers basketball game at his son’s elementary school!

    Oh, not quite! Despite his old age, Richard will be in good enough shape to do this. The correct answer was that Richard will not have enough energy to play in the parents-vs.-teachers basketball game at his son’s elementary school!

    Great job! Richard will not have the energy to participate in the parents-vs.-teachers basketball game at his son’s elementary school! Not only are the parents and teachers half his age, but Richard will not be able to run the length of a court without feeling winded!

    Oh, not quite! Richard will be able to do this, though after he rides Space Mountain he’ll be done for the day. The correct answer was that Richard will not have enough energy to play in the parents-vs.-teachers basketball game at his son’s elementary school!

  2. 2. Douglass Bither Doug is technically a senior citizen, and his daughter just started preschool! Please select what you think Doug will soon feel too tired to do with his little girl:

    Whoops! Doug might not be the youngest dad, but he can still do that with a little exertion. The correct answer was that he will not be able to carry his daughter to her bed after she gets her appendix out! Not to worry, though—his wife is 20 years his junior, and will have plenty of energy to do so.

    Whoops! Doug might not be the youngest dad, but he can still do that with a little exertion. The correct answer was that he will not be able to carry his daughter to her bed after she gets her appendix out! Not to worry, though—his wife is 20 years his junior, and will have plenty of energy to do so.

    Ah, so close! Doug would indeed not be able to do this, but he also would not have the patience at that age to let his daughter get a dog. The correct answer was that he will not be able to carry his daughter to her bed after she gets her appendix out!

    Correct! After staying up all night with her during surgery, Doug will not have the physical strength to lift his daughter out of the car, let alone get her up the stairs to her bed. Not to worry, though—his wife is 20 years his junior, and will have plenty of energy to do so!

  3. 3. Robert Abeshouse Rob’s oldest child is out of college, but his youngest was born just last year. Which of the following did he do for the kids from his first marriage that he can’t do now?

    Don’t be silly! Rob will force himself to do that, but it won’t be easy. The correct answer is that Rob is already too tired to have another kid with his second wife, as much as his son has been begging for one. He already had three kids from his first marriage, anyways!

    Don’t be silly! Rob will force himself to do that, but it won’t be easy. The correct answer is that Rob is already too tired to have another kid with his second wife, as much as his son has been begging for one. He already had three kids from his first marriage, anyways!

    Don’t be silly! Rob will force himself to do that, but it won’t be easy. The correct answer is that Rob is already too tired to have another kid with his second wife, as much as his son has been begging for one. He already had three kids from his first marriage, anyways!

    Correct! Rob already knows that he’s too tired to ever have another kid with his second wife, as much as his son has been begging for one. He already had three kids from his first marriage, anyways!

  4. 4. Paul Heil Paul’s much-younger wife is pregnant with a baby girl! Soon, Paul will look at his little princess, do the math in his head, and realize he will never be able to…

    Wrong. Paul will not have too much energy to use on his daughter, but he’ll still rally when it comes to socializing. Due to Paul’s already advanced age, there’s pretty much no way he’ll still be alive for her wedding day, even if his little girl gets married relatively young in her early 20s. But with people getting married later and later in life these days, the odds are effectively zero that Paul will walk her down the aisle.

    Wrong. Paul will not have too much energy to use on his daughter, but he’ll still rally when it comes to discipline. Due to Paul’s already advanced age, there’s pretty much no way he’ll still be alive for her wedding day, even if his little girl gets married relatively young in her early 20s. But with people getting married later and later in life these days, the odds are effectively zero that Paul will walk her down the aisle.

    Wrong. Paul will not have too much energy to use on his daughter, but he’ll still rally when it comes to discipline. Due to Paul’s already advanced age, there’s pretty much no way he’ll still be alive for her wedding day, even if his little girl gets married relatively young in her early 20s. But with people getting married later and later in life these days, the odds are effectively zero that Paul will walk her down the aisle.

    You got it! Due to Paul’s already advanced age, there’s pretty much no way he’ll still be alive for this special day, even if his little girl gets married relatively young in her early 20s. But with people getting married later and later in life these days, the odds are effectively zero that Paul will walk her down the aisle one day. Nice job!

  5. 5. Michael Rosenberg Michael never thought he’d be a father at this age, but here he is. Which of the following will he never be able to do with his daughter?

    Correct! In fact, Paul will not have the energy to do any of these things, given he makes it to that point, of course!

    Correct! In fact, Paul will not have the energy to do any of these things, given he makes it anywhere near that point, of course!

    Correct! In fact, Paul will not have the energy to do any of these things, given he makes it to that point, of course!

    Correct! In fact, Paul will not have the energy to do any of these things, given he makes it to that point, of course!

  • Results for Can You Match The Elderly Dad To The Thing He Won’t Have The Energy To Do With His Kid?

    You’re A Master At This!

    Whoa—are you an elderly dad? Because you sure did answer these questions like one! Really, anyone can guess the heartbreaking problems older fathers will have trying to keep up with their young children, but only a select few can actually get it right. So give yourself a round of applause—you’re a real savant!

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    You’re Decent At This, But Not Great.

    Let’s be real! You need to work on this. If you looked at an elderly dad, you’d probably be able to guess whether they were tired or not, but you probably wouldn’t be able to guess how that affected them as they fruitlessly tried to keep up with their young kids. But not to fear! You just need more practice. So go out there and talk some! You’re on your way!

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    You’re A Train Wreck At This.

    Have you ever even met an elderly dad before? Because it sure doesn’t seem like you have. Really, you need more practice. So before you go trying to guess the heartbreaking shortcomings of fathers with young children in your life, maybe take this quiz again.
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