1. 1. Before you begin, be certain that you understand the gravity of this Hey Arnold! quiz. This quiz is not presented here for your pleasure, nor for your entertainment. No—today, through this quiz, the fate of humanity falls to you, the one person whose responses shall determine which Hey Arnold! character all of mankind is. So, take courage, and then answer: If you could only wear one outfit for the rest of your life, what would it be?
  2. 2. Do not downplay this solemn task, for the consequences of your actions reach far beyond your browser. They shall bend the course of history. They shall mold the world to their shape. The Hey Arnold! character you receive shall define all of humankind. Will you shrink from your destiny, or will you select which hairstyle you are currently rocking?
  3. 3. Would that it were as simple as before! Would that you could simply press the Results button and share the result with your friends, but those days are long gone. Now, when you press the Results button, you press it for every human soul on earth, past and present. Answer for them all! Answer for the living and the dead: What is your idea of a totally perfect day?

    Respond with conviction! This is no game, you know. Your clicks forge the shape of the world to come!

  4. 4. Consider Helga. Could the entire human race be adequately represented by Helga? Could Helga’s personality encompass the spirit of an entire species? Would her lust for Arnold eclipse and overcome us? Would her deep-seated family problems rend us asunder? Once humanity’s Hey Arnold! identity has been unleashed, nothing and no one shall control it. Not even you. Accept this truth, and then think: When you have a crush on someone, the first thing you do is:

    Dear God. You don’t know the kind of hell you’re about to unleash.

  5. 5. Should you shrink and cower before your task, you are more than welcome to close out of this quiz. But if you are brave enough, you will complete the following sentence: Nothing is sexier than _____.
  6. 6. Lastly, know that your answer is final. Know that once you have determined the Hey Arnold! character who is all men and all women, you cannot simply refresh the browser and “try again” for 7 billion fellow humans. So please, answer this last question according to your best judgment: In my friend group, I am the one who _____.

    And now, we pray. Humanity awaits your answer.

  • Results for Do Not Take This Quiz Lightly, For You Alone Determine Which ‘Hey Arnold!’ Character All Of Mankind Is

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    All Of Humanity Is Arnold

    You have determined that all of humanity is Arnold. With the click of a single button, you have sealed humanity’s destiny as a great friend who always sees the best in people, and—let’s face it—can be a bit of a nerd sometimes. If you wish to inform all of mankind what you have done, please share your answer below. Let us hope that your actions do not come back to haunt us.

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    All Of Humanity Is Helga

    Dear God...what have you done? You have determined that all of humanity is Helga. With the click of a single button, you have singlehandedly condemned humanity to being a spoiled brat with a little bit of a bad side who has a complete inability to deal with her own emotions. If you would like to publicly confess your crime against humanity, please share your result below. And may God have mercy on our souls.

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    All Of Humanity Is Gerald

    You have determined that all of humanity is Gerald. While you may not have condemned our species to an eternity of being Helga, this is no accomplishment, for you have determined that all of humanity is a character who isn’t even the main character of the series. Did you fail to take this quiz seriously? Did you not realize the gravity of this task? If you wish to inform all of mankind what you have done, please share your answer below. Dear God.

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    You Have Refused To Accept The Task At Hand

    You have refused to accept the task at hand, and have thereby relinquished your right to assign a Hey Arnold! character to all of humanity. While no one human should have to take on this burden, the option to do so is no longer in your hands. Let us pray that someone responsible, rather than a monster, is tasked with taking this quiz, and classifies humanity as the character it deserves.
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