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Results for How Handy Are You?
You are not handy at all
We hope a pipe never springs a leak or a shelf needs to be put up in your house, because you are God’s nightmare to home repair. You certainly don’t keep a single nail in your urethra in case you run into a DIY emergency. You are a joke. -
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You are barely handy
When it comes to home repair, you can manage a few simple things, but that’s it. You are still light-years away from being able to stop a leaky faucet with a single Kegel. Maybe take some night classes. -
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You are pretty handy
Nice work! You are decently skilled at fixing most problems that crop up around the home. There’s no doubt that you have stipulated in your will that you should not be buried if you haven’t built yourself a DIY coffin. Keep it up! -
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You are outrageously handy
Look in the mirror. What you are seeing stare back at you is a goddamn handy son of a bitch. No question that you have weatherproofed your children so they don’t have to take shelter during a storm. Now, stop reading this and go fix something, you beautiful fuck.