You Are A True Friend To The Graveyard

Amazing! You are a tireless booster of the graveyard and have taught countless people about the benefits of burial. You will not rest until everyone is aware that if you’re a corpse, it’s ideal to be in a coffin under a tombstone. Cemeteries are lucky to have a friend like you. Well done!

You Are Wishy-Washy When It Comes To Promoting The Graveyard

You’ve done a few nice things for graveyards, but you never really went that extra mile necessary to put the benefits of burial in the media spotlight. Consider hiring a skywriter to scrawl “Dead body? Gotta go with the graveyard…of course!” if you want to redeem yourself.

You Have Shirked Your Responsibilities Regarding The Graveyard

You're disgusting. People are ignorant about the many benefits of burial, but you must be too busy to put together a viral stunt to raise awareness of graveyards. When you die, you deserve nothing better than to have your ashes scattered over the ocean, but your body should be buried in a cemetery anyway because that’s the right thing to do.