You Haven’t Seen Any 'Ninja Turtles' Episodes

What the shell??? Someone must have had a deprived childhood! You should stop what you’re doing right now and watch the one when it turned out that Krang’s body emits delicious sugar water, and the turtles slurp up his tank. There’s still hope for you!

You Have Barely Seen Any 'Ninja Turtles' Episodes

Someone does not have too much turtle power! Your parents must not have let you watch much TV growing up, because you are seriously behind in your TMNT watching. Next time you have a chance, make sure you check out the one where the turtles take a foot soldier hostage, but Shredder won’t negotiate with him, and Donatello cries as he drowns him in sewage. There’s still time to change!

You Have Watched A Decent Amount Of 'Ninja Turtles' Episodes

Cowabunga! You have seen quite a few Ninja Turtles episodes, including the one where it comes out that every time one of the turtles’ enormous teeth gets knocked out, Raphael saves it to sell on eBay. Totally tubular!

You Have Watched An Insane Amount Of 'Ninja Turtles' Episodes

It’s pizza time...for you! You have watched a great deal of Ninja Turtles episodes, and that deserves to be celebrated. There’s no doubt that you’ve seen the one where Leonardo wears a second mask around his waist and it also has a pair of blinking eyes on it that look in the same direction as the eyes on his forehead, along with countless others. Radical!